Meme-y thing

[e_juliana]

1. What's the middle name of first person you slept with?
Don’t remember. Huh.

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they?
If I’m wearing underwear, it’s normally a black thong.

3. What song do you want played at your funeral?
No funeral. No memorial. Wake. Party down, folks.

4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action?
RPK, should I give out your cell or home number? (I kid with love.)

5. What would your last meal be before being executed?
Escargot, crab legs, unagi, champagne.

6. Beatles or Stones?
Depends. I find myself in more of a Stones mood lately, though.

7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
No can do. I guess myself, then.

8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
Anyone currently surrounding the pResident.

10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
No. I can barely hang on to the people I do like!

11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Charisma.

12. Favorite hangover cure?
Sleep, water and ibuprofen.

13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
2 bottles of champagne, give or take a glass.

14. Favorite Outkast lyric?
Hey ya….

15. Hair colour you most like someone you're dating to have?
Doesn’t really matter.

16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?
Deaf.

17. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Any? How about “most” or “all”?

18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Nope. Joy of not having any at all.

19. Least favorite month?
Late Feb./early March. Windy as all get out, mushy, still dark.

20. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
Snark about their clothing.

21. First movie you remember seeing as a kid?
Oklahoma!

22. Favorite person in the whole world?
There’s a few. Zach ranks pretty high up there. :)

23. When's the last time you went on a date?
“Date”? How does one do that? Seriously, a few weeks ago.

24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirty.

25. Autumn or spring?
Autumn.

26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

27. Who flips your Kinsey scale? (aka, If you are normally one orientation, what person would make you switch for the night?)
I’ll just give you the two number 1's on my laminated lists: Queen Latifah and Johnny Depp.

28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
I don’t want to be brittle. Ever. Given that, Hawaii.

29. Who is the person you can count on the most?
My mom.

30. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor...
Edna St. Vincent Millay. Except I’d be terrified the entire time.

31. What books have you pretended to read?
The Lord of the Rings trilogy. I finally started reading them, but I skim the battles.

32. What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
Strange.

33. What's your favorite drinking game?
Find the HoYay in Top Gun!! (Only play if no one is driving for a few hours.)

34. What did you dream about last night?
Don’t remember.

35. Favorite vice?
Good champagne.

36. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
Good-bye.