Hee!!

ganked from lyrajane

juliana is a Human-Sized Ant that Glows in the Dark, can Generate Electricity, Hovers Eerily, spits Jets of Water, and eats Nuclear Waste. Strength: 3 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 7 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat juliana, enter your name and choose an attack: fights juliana using Strength Agility Intelligence

I like this much better....

juli is a Giant Dragon that Stomps Around a Lot, and is in League with Dark Forces. Strength: 8 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 10 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat juli, enter your name and choose an attack: fights juli using Strength Agility Intelligence

I feel like Stitch. Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.....