Change one answer.....

( I'm either QBASIC )

( Or French )

Can one be a pedantic hedonist? I can certainly try, I suppose. It's not that far of a leap. I am often an insensitive nihilist.

Funny thing is, I learnt both of those languages in school, way back in the day. I still remember the French, at least.

Well, I've got one thing y'all ain't done.

(In response to the "10 Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't" meme currently circulating amongst my f-list. My mental list went something like: "Rugby? Nah. Theater? Nah. Alaska? Nah. Fuck, I'm boring.")

1. Fallen 7 feet onto concrete and broken my cheekbone in 3 places.

That's about it, folks. I've got a bunch of talented and interesting friends, so I have to go to the massive head injury. Good times, good times.