Ah, censorship.

"We have to protect people"

President Bush wants 'pro-homosexual' drama banned. Gary Taylor meets the politician in charge of making it happen ...

An excerpt:

What should we do with US classics like Cat on a Hot Tin Roof or The Color Purple? "Dig a hole," Gerald Allen recommends, "and dump them in it." Don't laugh. Gerald Allen's book-burying opinions are not a joke.

Earlier this week, Allen got a call from Washington. He will be meeting with President Bush on Monday. I asked him if this was his first invitation to the White House. "Oh no," he laughs. "It's my fifth meeting with Mr Bush."

Bush is interested in Allen's opinions because Allen is an elected Republican representative in the Alabama state legislature. He is Bush's base. Last week, Bush's base introduced a bill that would ban the use of state funds to purchase any books or other materials that "promote homosexuality". Allen does not want taxpayers' money to support "positive depictions of homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle". That's why Tennessee Williams and Alice Walker have got to go.

Apparently, Bush and Co. aren't happy with denying civil rights to people not "lucky" enough to be het. Now, they seem to want to erase any mention of them onstage. What's next - banning "Will and Grace"?