Holy selective deafness on toast, Batman.

[e_juliana]

Look, lady. If you've pressed "0" once and rolled out to me, and I tell you I'm going to transfer you to someone else's voicemail and that you should leave a message for him, what in holy hell makes you think you should press "0" again?? And when you do, why are you surprised that I answer the fucking phone again? Especially on the third fucking time we've done this little dance?

I'd love to give you better customer service, I really would. However, I'm working within certain constraints, and you're really not helping me here. Just leave the man a message. He'll call you back. I swear. In fact, I swear a lot. Goddamnfuckingidiotwillyoupleasefuckinglistengotohellllllllllllllllllll