Good lord.

Jun. 30th, 2004 01:49 pm
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I've just called our home phone approximately 15 times in a row, trying to get the important bits of the previous (now outdated) outgoing message written down, so I could record a new outgoing message, which necessitated another 3 calls, because the bloody voicemail system won't let you listen to the message once you've recorded it, and my accent makes "Fringe Festival" sound like "French Festival". Now, of course, I'm all sorts of self-conscious about my voice, which just sounds nasally and not very pleasant. Combine that with the horror of the Land's End Virtual Model looking dumpy as fuck once I put my vital stats in, and it's not a good self-esteem day Chez Juliana.

And now that I've abused the comma to its limit, I shall swoop away into the wilds of slacking off. Whee!

(I love it. First day back, and my boss is working from home. Very relaxing.)


(Holy fuck, I dreamt about this post over a year ago. Stupid deja vu. Give me something more interesting!)

Date: 2004-06-30 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mearagrrl.livejournal.com
I think the Lands End models will invariably look dumpy. I tried it and got the same result. You? Are not dumpy.

Date: 2004-06-30 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serenada.livejournal.com
My model tucks in her shirts when she patently should not. I need to spend some quality time with a tape measure and then go back. Just in case.

Date: 2004-07-01 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] e-juliana.livejournal.com
The whole tucking-the-shirt-in thing is annoying and WRONG. Just odd.

There should be a Victoria's Secret Virtual Model.

*mwah*

Date: 2004-07-01 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] e-juliana.livejournal.com
Clearly, if it made the both of us look dumpy? The flaw lies in the Land's End algorithim, not us. For you are a hottie, and not dumpy.

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