It's Friday,

so I'm going to be post-y.

Silly birthday meme:

pleasant shape (are you saying I'm fat?)
tasteful clothes (HA! sure, the spik-el-oost baby-T is "tasteful".)
modest demands (why don't you ask Zach about that one? while you're at it, mind getting me a glass of Moet? ta, ever so.)
tends to not forgive mistakes (i forgive. i don't forget. motherfucker.)
cheerful (fuck off.)
likes to lead but not to obey (no leading. that means interacting with people.)
honest and faithful partner (not. touching. that. but I'll touch her....)
tends to a know-all-attitude and making decisions for others (of course. i know what's best for them, after all.)
noble-minded (didn't I say "fuck off"?)
generous (as long as I'll get repaid)
good sense of humor (I'll kill you....)
practical. (I totally need a 5th pair of three-inch stilettos.)

All hail Babelfish.

I made the mistake of letting my department know that I can read conversation-level Spanish. So now, I get to translate the letters from our Latin American holders.

Ai yi yi....

S'all good. BabelFish loves me, this I know....