Surely this joke has been made before....

"With Cat-Like Tread" - the song from Pirates of Penzance - is incredibly apt because the pirates can't be quiet to save their lives, and neither can our cats. Ahem. "Pussy-footing", indeed. It sounds like a herd of baby elephants has taken residence in here.

Also? Kevin Kline is damn hot as the Pirate King. Rrrrowwwr.




Also, your point would be?


Minerva McGonagall, Transfigurations.


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