Brain... asplode...

Me: What are you watching?

M: Some game show. Meatloaf's hosting, Flock of Seagulls and Toto are playing. note: I heard "Tool" the first time, which made it even more surreal

Me: Um. I have to go over here now.

Seriously, some conversations should never happen at 7 in the morning, or at least pre-coffee.