e_juliana | Gronk.

Morning.

It was a late night, but we had fun. There were some annoying people at karaoke (including another birthday celebration for someone who was clearly just 21), but they cleared out pretty early and we essentially had the bar to ourselves. That was fun. There was also a rare late-night drunken foray to the SA, because it was Z's birthday and he needed food. (I'm normally under strict orders to not allow the 1 a.m. SA runs to occur.) So. That was that.

I'm in my new cube, and it's not great fun. It's more centralized, so EVERYONE walks by. Yeargh. Oh, well.

Meme Time!!

WRATH

Who did you last get angry with?
Frankly, the administration and everyone involved with the absolute mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners. It’s inexcusable and horrific, and put the rest of our soldiers and our country in even worse danger.

What is your weapon of choice?
That I’ve actually used? My fists and feet.
That I would prefer in a tense situation? A derringer. Close-range, easy-firing pistol. I’m not strong enough to disarm J.Q. Attacker, but shooting people tends to get their attention.

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
I have.

How about of the same sex?
Yep.

Who was the last person that got really angry at you?
That I actually know? Probably Zach or my mom.

What is your pet peeve?
Willful stupidity coupled with entitled arrogance. That covers a whole range of asshat behaviors.

Do you hold grudges, or can you let them go easily?
It’s not so much the holding of the grudge as the remembering. I’m better at holding grudges on behalf of friends.

SLOTH

What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Run. Sigh.

What is the latest you've ever woken up?
That’s an imprecise question for sloth. The most number of hours I’ve ever slept in a row was 36 (there were bathroom and snack breaks, but I don’t think I properly woke up). That was nice.

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
There’s far too many.

What is the last lame excuse you've made?
I try to not to remember those so I don’t die of shame.

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
If I did, I was too drunk to remember it. So that’s a blessing.

When was the last time you got a good workout in?
April 24th.

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Too many.

GLUTTONY

What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Champagne. Oh, you mean during the day. Chai latte or a smoothie.

White meat or dark meat?
Dark.

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
3 bottles of champagne.

Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No.

Do you have an issue with your weight?
Not with my weight. With my fitness level & the effect it has on my shape, yes.

Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Spicy, sweet, salt.

Have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet?
Nah. Buffets are a waste for me.

LUST

How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Too many to count. I have a penchant for skinny-dipping, and college involved lots of naked runs around the Arboreteum.

How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
See above answer. 7 people have seen me naked this year, and it’s not even swimming season yet!

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Yup.

Have you wanted someone who was taken?
Of course.

What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Both genders - the back. A nice back is essential.

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Official prostitute? Not that I know of.

Have you ever had a one night stand?
Quite a few, actually.

GREED

How many credit cards do you own?
None.

What's your guilty pleasure?
There is no guilt about any of the pleasures I take. Most of them are fully deserved, and all of them are fun.

If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Sock it in a high-interest account and use that income to pay off loans and such.

Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Probably. I mean, I'm at this boring job because I get decent bucks. So, why not go for more if I can?

Have you ever stolen anything?
Yup.

How many mp3's are on your hard drive?
None, because I don’t have the memory for it. I need to upgrade that puppy.

PRIDE

What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
There’s a lot of things I’m proud of. I guess Frankie and Johnny is still way up there.

What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
I think my mom’s just happy that I’m living my life and working in theater pretty consistently.

What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Direct more.

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Depends on the competition and my performance.

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
No. What’s the point?

Oh, wait. Does playing Civ III count?

Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yup.

What did you do today that you're proud of?
Got up. Not much room for pride in my new cube. We’ll see how the rest of the day goes.

ENVY

What item of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
A deck. So I could sit out and enjoy. Maybe a garden.

If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
I don’t want to be anyone else. At least not permanently.

Have you ever been cheated on?
Most likely.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yes.

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes. I want a longer waist. However, I don't want it at the expense of my long, beautiful legs (there goes that pride again….).

What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
A consistently kind demeanour. Or a sharp wit. Whichever.

What is your favorite deadly sin?
Toss-up between gluttony and lust.